A good burglar is the one that gets screwed
I was coming home after a long day at work. Everything I could think of was chilling on my sofa and drinking some cold beer. I was already opening my front door when suddenly, I saw something moving. I quickly turned the lights on and saw two persons wearing black masks and looking through my stuff. - Freeze or I will fucking get shoot you! – I screamed and somehow it worked. They noticed me and lifted their hands in the air. I came closer and took off their masks while also getting ready to call the cops. But I was really surprised to find out that underneath the mask was a hot and sexy babe. She was scared and look at me with her big beautiful eyes. So, I came up with something else. - Look, you’ve got two options here. Either we do it nicely, I’ll give you some money and fuck your friend or I’m calling the cops. Which one are you going to choose?
